In addition Martha will proudly take her place on our $1 bill.....The Washington Monument will get a new statue of her, and even Washington, D.C. will henceforth be known as Marthaston!
Thursday, June 25, 2015
Washington Removed!
George Washington, formerly known as The Father of Our Country is hereby officially removed from that title, He was, (Shudder, shake) after all, a slave owner. As we need to have a founding father we will now substitute in his place Martha Washington....his wife whom we have it on good authority actually more-than-once cut off George's bed-privileges after finding him "being friendly with the employees".....
In addition Martha will proudly take her place on our $1 bill.....The Washington Monument will get a new statue of her, and even Washington, D.C. will henceforth be known as Marthaston!
In addition Martha will proudly take her place on our $1 bill.....The Washington Monument will get a new statue of her, and even Washington, D.C. will henceforth be known as Marthaston!
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