Thursday, June 25, 2015

Washington Removed!

George Washington, formerly known as The Father of Our Country is hereby officially removed from that title, He was, (Shudder, shake) after all, a slave owner. As we need to have a founding father we will now substitute in his place Martha Washington....his wife whom we have it on good authority actually more-than-once cut off George's bed-privileges after finding him "being friendly with the employees".....

In addition Martha will proudly take her place on our $1 bill.....The Washington Monument will get a new statue of her, and even Washington, D.C. will henceforth be known as Marthaston! 

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